Hello world!

I achieved my goal! That is to get my driver's license before I turn 20 (which is in 19 days time, btw). Yay me!! I AM AWESOME, I KNOW RIGHTTTTT!!! BTT once, FTT once, and TP test also only once!! *boast boast boast brag brag*

So the tester told me I passed at around 9am and at about 930am, I drove out of the driving center, with my father in the passenger seat yelling, "Step on the accelerator! More! More!! MORE!!!" every 5 minutes.

He said, "You don't have to be a safe driver, be a skilled driver!"

Ok so I did.. In the span of the next 12 hours, I:

1) Almost hit a lorry on the expressway
2) Almost rear-ended a car
3) Almost swerved into a bush
4) Almost killed my whole family

Gua tak ada skill ah, geng. :(

My mother said when I am competent and confident enough on the road, she will be training me to drive up to JB and fill up on petrol twice a week.

Ok we'll see about that. Let's see if I haven't killed anyone by then.

Anyway a few days ago, I suggested a sleepover at my cousin's place, then maybe visit our favourite nieces and just hang out.. So that was what we did. I spent my weekends with my cousins - pork, lard and ham. Of course my sister, Fat Bacon, was there too.

We met a bunch of really cool hamsters as well. There were Slut, Virgin, Virginia and a few others, I didn't quite get their names. They have some really cute baby hamsters too.

Now my sister and I, we can't wait to have our own grandkids. Bugger is too old and he don't seem to be impregnating Tasya after more than a month of living in the same cage so we're thinking of having Bob to be the father instead.

Tasya and Bob are actually siblings so technically it's incest.

But we don't care.

(I know, right. The name Tasya sounds so humanish. We can't think of anything else. Initially we wanted to name her Maisarah, after our niece. That stupid thing looks exactly like Maisarah, I swear. But out of respect, we had to choose another one. Tasya sounds like a name a minah would have so hahaha..

At least it's better than Sani, right? Sani is the name of @yorickt and @feezaj's hamster. HAHAHA. Ok, I know it's Sunny. Whatever.)

Labels: Driving, Hamsters, The Yeks

My driving test is tomorrow at 830am!

Horrible traffic, bus lane and possibly heavy rain. So that is why I NEED ALL THE LUCK I CAN GET!

Wish me well, people!! :)

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Hello guys, how are y'all doing?

I hath a new motherboard. Again. Yeah I know right. The previous one exploded just like the previous previous one, just like the previous previous previous one. I have a feeling this current one can last me probably another 3 - 5 months before it explodes again.

Then I will have to take the train and travel a million hours just to get to... JB Jurong.

Jurong is becoming a familiar territory to me already. Why does Acer have to place their service center in the bloody end of Singapore?

My life is pretty boring. But I am enjoying it.

I enjoy doing nothing.

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(Click to enlarge, please!)

Because I am officially a Mercy Relief volunteer!!!!!!!!!!!111

So come on down, it'd be fun!!

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I hated it!!!

I hated how warped the ending is! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHY THE FUCK!!

It's sad and all, yeah, this is the only movie I cried actively while in the theater. (More touching than UP.) But the ending totally spoilt the whole movie. It's pretty damn fucked up.

KATE DIED?

You're fucking kidding me. I'm giving it 2.5/5!

Sorority row 2.5/5
500 days of Summer 4/5
The ugly truth 3/5

Can't remember what other movie I've watched.

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Anyway we had Popeye's before the movie. AWESOME MASHED POTATOES. I've loved it since I first tasted it, still loving it and will forever love it! The biscuits as well! I'm sooo glad it's now so easily accessible in Century Square! Woohoo.

I had masala thosai for brunch today. Mmmhmmmm! Makes me wanna marry an Indian man!

Now gonna go out to Chinatown, then have Thaksin beef noodle at Harbourfront for dinner.

I love food. It's the only constant thing in my life.

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Tomorrow will be our last day in the geriatric ward. I'm gonna miss the patients there, really, seriously. For the idiots who don't understand, no, this is not sarcasm. Some of my friends have gotten a little bit attached to their atok/ah gong and nenek/ah ma of choice only after a month of being there. They even left advices to the ward staff (like macam paham you know).

Tomorrow I suspect I will be shedding a tear. Or two.

Hahaha!

I swear when my vacation starts, I will blog daily. I kid you not. Come back next week to see updates!

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